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Offline Paul Bonneau

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The Bible according to Hollywood
« on: August 07, 2014, 03:29:39 PM »
Recently we watched the story of Noah:

One reviewer said "When Noah does acid, weird things happen". It was indeed a silly flick.

One point that struck me was that the bad people (descendents of Cain I guess) were meat eaters, while Noah et. al. were vegans. That seems backwards because, IIRC, Abel was a pastoralist and probably ate meat, while Cain offered a sacrifice of veggies to God.

Anyway if you want to watch a film that is a parody of itself, this is a good example of that genre. On to Sharknado...   :)
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Re: The Bible according to Hollywood
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 03:52:07 PM »
There was another Noah movie awhile ago. I don't remember the name of the movie. It featured Lot as a pirate who got sunk by a typhoon or something. It also featured Noah building the ark out of stacks of lumber stamped "Dixieline" on  the sides.
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Re: The Bible according to Hollywood
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 02:01:59 PM »
   The NOAH battle scene.

   Complete with the giant "Rock Men" fallen angels.

  Video - 7:13

Offline Terrible Claw

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Re: The Bible according to Hollywood
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2014, 12:20:43 PM »
'Tis a silly movie.
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