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Re: Parody
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2020, 07:27:33 PM »
I've written a new cartoon. If it worked it is attached
"Ignore the man behind the curtain."
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Re: Parody
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2020, 05:36:26 PM »
Sorry, it did not do much for me. But thanks for trying.
Maybe next time. (Cue Bullwinkle pulling a rabbit out of a hat.)
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Re: Parody
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2021, 05:56:44 PM »
OK, so I just couldn't help it. I wrote another cartoon. Attached below.
"For if men do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry?" Jesus Christ Luke 23:31

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Re: Parody
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2021, 01:24:00 PM »
2 cartoon ideas I couldn't draw are these:

Joe Biden with his shirt half unbuttoned with 3 prostitutes clinging to him. 1 labeled "MSM" says "Ooh Baby, your arms are like rays of light, hug me" (close to what a cnn guy said), 1 labeled "Big Tek" saying, "Ooh Baby, I'll silence anyone you want", and 1 labeled "Hollywood" saying "Ooh Baby, I love you. I'll say anything you want me to."

Hillary Clinton labeled "Sore Loser" Biden labeled "Sore 'Winner'" (or Biden labeled "sore cheater")

« Last Edit: January 24, 2021, 12:09:49 PM by Scheherazade »
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Re: Parody
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2021, 05:17:22 PM »
That sounds like a decent idea.
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Re: Parody
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2021, 03:23:12 PM »
Reporter: "Did Joe Biden eat breakfast this morning?"

Whitehouse Press Secretary Psaki: "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. President Biden knows that. He wouldn't be walking around if he didn't eat meals. Next question."
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Re: Parody
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2021, 04:09:54 PM »
I identify as a Rockefeller, but the racist bank won't let me withdraw money without an ID...
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Re: Parody
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2021, 06:59:36 AM »
This is a parody of "You Should Always Sprinkle Pepper in Your Hair" by Shel Silverstein from A Light in the Attic

Always sprinkle pepper in your hair
Always sprinkle pepper in your hair
For then if you should visit Washington DC
And wind up meeting Biden there
Who can hardly see
He’ll smell your hair and touch you
And then he’ll say, “Achoo”
And then eyes tearing lose his grasp
And teleprompter too
And then that day you’ll run away
He won’t know what to say
And as his handlers rush to help they’ll let you get away
If you always, always, always,
always, always, always, always,
always, always sprinkle pepper in your hair


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Re: Parody
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2022, 10:26:18 AM »
(if only I could draw) political cartoon idea:
Aoc dancing in a crowd, captioned
"I'm too sexy for the rules
I force on all of you
can't you see, I'm disco dancing!"
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Re: Parody
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2022, 06:56:54 PM »
I think your idea is a start. She says she is just so desirable, so that is something to mock.
Are you going with the "Too sexy for my shirt" song? I think that mocks itself.

Maybe you could set a story where she goes from a bar server to a new servant role in Congress.
It might start with, "I'm too sexy for this bar. I need a fancy car. I'm so sexy."
It could bring in her "green" plan to make the official D narrative seem tame in the media.
Then, when her media attention is gone, she can claim (with shrill) "I'm so sexy, it hurts".
As if anyone really wants to date her...
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« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2022, 08:52:54 AM »
Yes, that is the song I was using.  Imagine that song parodied in video form with all the instances of covid hypocrisy from the elites.  Even their "green" hypocrisy. Flying  around in private jets to lecture the rest of us on carbon.  Buying beach front mansions even though they claim the ocean's rising due to climate change.   Or even that Patrisse Khan-Cullers the BLM leader that used their donations to buy herself  4 million-dollar mansions.
"For if men do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry?" Jesus Christ Luke 23:31

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Re: Parody
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2022, 11:52:59 AM »
Breaker breaker, We got us a convoy.....

https://youtu.be/CJ8SPkcM0aI

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Re: Parody
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2023, 05:30:58 AM »
99 bottles of bud light on the wall
99 bottles of bud
Ain't nobody gonna take one down
99 bottles of bud light on the wall

99 bottles of bud light on the wall
99 bottles of bud
Ain't nobody gonna take one down
99 bottles of bud light on the wall

99 bottles of bud light on the wall...
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Re: Parody
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2023, 07:40:55 AM »
Good one. Deep inside, I have this hope that most people that have quietly endured this garbage will finally say, "Enough is enough!"

From our Declaration of Independence,
"...that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing..."
Are we there yet? Probably not now. But let's hope it comes.

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Re: Parody
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2024, 12:57:45 AM »
Good one. Deep inside, I have this hope that most people that have quietly endured this garbage will finally say, "Enough is enough!"

From our Declaration of Independence,
"...that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing..."
Are we there yet? Probably not now. But let's hope it comes.

Amen, Richard!
Americans no longer operate courageously on principle as they did in 1775.
But, who knows?  We may yet surprise ourselves.