O.K. Clemmac - wee point of correction here!!!!!!
Scotch come in 'wee drams'.
As in, "a wee dram for the pipes - and a wee dram for the piper".
in Celtic, whisky is called "uisge beatha"—the water of life
In truth, Scotch Whisky should be Scot's Whisky - note the subtle bastardization of the true name.
And, Yes, I do drink fine single malt, carry a sword, and wear a kilt -but not on the motorcycle!
There are some places that should never be impacted with 80 mph bugs, especially bees and wasps!!!
Oh, and Clemmac, anytime you're in the neighborhood, stop in ... I've got a few different kinds for your appreciative sampling skills.