I love it, Iowa as an Orwellian state.
Ah, how things have changed in the 17 odd years since I left.
Fair odds that the smoking ban will not last, the PWTs in the Waterloo area will no doubt violently revolt
and probably hold a cigarette warehouse hostage.
You might want to try your kids on the public school thing for a little while, exposure to crushing boredom
will probably help over your first mountain country winter when the power goes out.
Beyond that, some exposure to extreme middle of nowhere places might help as a trial run. There a
little sheep farming dirt hole town called Audubon, Ia. Try staying there for 2-3 days, failing that WY
might not cut it for you guys.
If that works, try smaller and smaller towns, say Manning next, and then West Bend. Once you get to
the West Bend stage, ask yourself, what if this was the closest outpost of civilization closest to my home
and gas was now $8 a gallon, would I go raving insane ?