How dare you malign the poor Cathartes aura!
What has this poor creature ever done to you?
Do you realize that, if not for this creature, there would be even more piles of rotting, festering, carrion lying about?
Perhaps we should capture, crate, and ship to DC, a few of these wonderfully efficient birds?
But .... to place this 'noble' (relatively) bird in the same category as The Usurper Obama is, in my most considered opinion, shameful at best.
Truly, though this bird feeds on carrion and garbage, it is at least, not the generator of same, as are those creatures inhabiting the region of DC.
In the future, I would appreciate a little more respect for this, most efficient, living, waste disposal system. Pray that this poor creature need never feed upon the likes of Obama, lest it's natural immunity to infection be overcome in the process.
With respect (and tongue in cheek), and not without a bit of frivolity,
Big Ugly