City Slicker Michael, You are not alone. I lived my whole life in the country, mostly in backwoods Arkansas. Now I'm stuck here on a couple of city lots but it is on the edge of town.
Not much snow here in the banana belt but I was told yesterday that the ice on the little lake out east of town is 30" thick. What, two and a half feet? This is only my second Wyoming winter and I thought we had a pretty mild winter. I wonder if that's normal ice thickness.